are you still at the devil's house?
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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