He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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