Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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