u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
one might say we're banned from that church
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
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I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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