So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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