well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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