ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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