Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
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I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
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Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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