Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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