That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
