This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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