remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
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Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
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I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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