Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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