My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
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Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
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