how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
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I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
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Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
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Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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