So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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