my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
