Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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