So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Randomize
