Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Randomize
