Me. At least after what I've been through.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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