did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
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says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
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Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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