whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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