omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
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my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
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Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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