I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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