Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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