So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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