haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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