He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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