Soap is not a condiment
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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