im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
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lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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