discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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