dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
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dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
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No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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