I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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