what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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