Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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