You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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