I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
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WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
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