Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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