party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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