It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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