You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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