sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
