hell yes lets make some ravioli
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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