do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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