I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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