is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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