so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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