I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
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Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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