my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
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I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
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The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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