Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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