i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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