you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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