But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
third nipple confirmed
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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