I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
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It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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