Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
me + whiskey = a bad person
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Randomize
